By Teejay Valerio
Does Hollywood have it right? It's probably pretty pathetic to think that how the world ends is how John Cusack's latest film portrays it to be. Teejay though has a different view on how and why it could be. Sarcastic? Check. Humorous? You be the judge! Read more after the break for the full summary.
Ok tech geeks, hear me out. You all know that the LHC has been down for nearly a year. It is slated to come back online next month to fulfill its one true quest: Creating a Higgs Boson.
I'll keep it short, but this is something I just wanted to share with you all. I've got a theory about why the world truly does end in 2012, and how the Mayans were right all along!
Forget the recent movie release, and let's think about why the Mayans decided that the calendar would end 3 years from now (Dec 16, 2012 even).
I believe the LHC will take a couple years to come up with some tangible results and that the first Higgs Boson will be created in December of 2012!
It makes perfect sense! This particle has been hypothesized to be highly unpredictable, unstable and could very well rip a hole in the fabric of our space-time continuum as we know it!
In this 'Underground Racetrack' outside of Geneva, the discovery of the H.B particle will cause our very existence as know it to suddenly cease! (At least that's what I think, i'm no physicist).
This article in the N.Y Times is an interesting read as to why some believe the particle will never be discovered; I do think it will happen though, and this discovery will lead to the world melting down around us.
The LHC discovers the H.B particle and boom! The world around us collapses, the streets melt away, mountains crumble, yadda yadda. It's just a theory of mine, but watch it come true...
Agree or Disagree?
I say they just create a black hole and we all get transported to another Galaxy where we have to fight off aliens with lazer beams coming out of their eyes and we all wear cybernetic uniforms and look like we came out of Tron.
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